<<< Kerry Shakette

Kerry is a Gold Medal Winner in the very competitive sport of Supermarket Trolley Dashing and has built her own high performance Trolley made of lightweight titanium and sponsored by Lidl. She can do a complete circuit of the International Trolley-Dash Arena (including the replica frozen food aisle) in 2 minutes 34.67 seconds. Her main rival is Russia's Una Skorvonski although they are good friends.

Kerry is incredibly proud of her right thumb and is a stunt-thumb model for many major movies. It's a strange fact that many top-rated actresses have unsightly thumbs (and other body parts) so have stand-ins for close up - Kerry played Jennifer Lopez's thumb in "Maid in Manhattan", Angelina Jolie's in "Mr & Mrs Smith" and Alan Titchmarsh in "Live from the Chelsea Flower Show".

The lovely Kerry can touch her ear lobes with her tongue and loves ShakeAway Customers to ask for a demo. 

Dre Shakette >>>

Dre began working at ShakeAway as a way to improve his self confidence. For many years he hid in a cardboard box but since being on a "Big Yourself Up" self-help programme in Los Angeles, he is now a different person. Sometimes he still has what he calls a "Box Moment" but as time passes he is easing himself away from that and simply sucking his thumb (which he can do in a pub - much more convenient).

Since appearing on the TV Show "Dance Like Michael Jackson" and coming 87th, Dre has taken professional dancing lessons and is auditioning for the forthcoming series "Wiggle Like Tom Jones".

Dre (real name Dr. E.) loves brazil nuts, almonds and cashews, but has a phobia of acorns. He can't look a squirrel in the eye, either, but fortunately that risk is fairly low in Telford Shopping Centre.

Dre knows the secret 27th letter of our alphabet, likes the colour torpeleine and has never met any of the Spice Girls.