Very Clever People live in Oxford
(they go to Yoo Nee Ver Sit Ee)
and that's why we're here, too.

After all, we re-invented MilkShakes
way back in 1999 so we are the
Original MilkShake Boffins!

Amée Shakette >>>

Would gentlemen please show some respect
and focus on Amée's glasses.

This photo was taken before Amée's course of growth hormones when she was only 27cms tall. She had to fan her arms out to the sides to give more visual impact to avoid getting trodden on. She's now much taller & hasn't fanned her arms for months. 

Professionally-trained as an opera singer, Amée decided not to continue when the English National Opera insisted that they would NOT put on a Thrash Metal production of Carmen and Amée went off in a strop, never to return. In order to fit into that posh opera world she even put one of them line things over the first "e" of her name. Now it's stuck there and she likes it.

Amée has lived in 23 countries around the world including Iceland (too cold), Mexico (too hot) and Holland (too flat). She lived in lots of "too-something" places until settling in Oxford and wearing her pink tu-tu (see the photo). She wears the pink tu-tu most days although usually she tucks it in her knickers so you don't see it. Although it's quite itchy.

<<< Bex Shakette

Bex was called that by her parents because they come from a long line of family beer brewers. Her sister Stella is following in the family footsteps but Bex decided she needed her drinks a little milkier and joined ShakeAway.

Bex has amazing hearing and actually doesn't need headphones to use her iPod. She can hear it perfectly clearly from within the casing. Unfortunately that also means she can hear everyone else's, so it's pretty noisy for her on the bus.

Although she is a fully qualified aviation mechanic, she decided that having grubby hands wasn't for her and she wasn't allowed to wear Marigolds while greasing down an EasyJet. She also got cold feet working in the aircraft hangars and the airport refused to install underfloor heating for her. It's no wonder she left.

Bex can impersonate the speaking voice of Cheryl Cole perfectly, and loves it if you ask her to do it when she's serving you on the till. She's working on doing Dannii Minogue but at the moment it still sounds more like Kylie.