<<< Darren Shakette

When Darren won Big Brother 7 (in Malaysia),
his career of celebrity took off like a rocket.
Being the Face Of Aldi he opened all their new shops around the world but had to give up when the mobs became too obsessed with him and the number of FaceBook Groups dedicated to "d'AldiDarren" began to create overloading problems with the internet.

Instead he joined ShakeAway after a brief spell as a Gameshow host in Spain and his adoration for the range of flavours is seen here. Please excuse Darren if he doesn't look you straight in the eyes - he simply must look adoringly at the ShakeAway ingredients (especially the jar of Peanut Butter which he is very protective about).

Darren can count to 10,000,000 in his head. He says he'd like to be ambitious but thinks he'd have to have webbed-feet for that.

Darren's Magical Assistant is Jade. Her favourite colour is jade green. She wishes her surname was Green (but spelt Greene to make it classy).

Jade is a Facial Expression Advisor for TV's "Next Top Model" and this example is number 27d known as "Interested Pout". Her favourite expression is number 103b which is "I'm Gorgeous But I Stubbed My Toe" and she'd be very happy to show it to you when you next visit.

Jade has a very wide vocal range and can actually emit a sound so high that it is only audible to dogs and bats. She has used this skill in advertising when her sounds have been in the studio filming TV adverts for Cesar and Winalot - it encourages dogs to look at the camera to persuade people to feel warm, fuzzy and cute and buy the products. However she hasn't found an outlet for the bat noises as there aren't many adverts for bat food on telly.

Jade's lifetime ambition is to live next door to an electrician and to study ventriloquism.