Khalid Shakette >>>

Since graduating with an Honours Degree in
Origami, Khalid has written a best-selling book called
"Khalid Will Crease You Up" showing how to make some amazing items purely by folding paper.
His Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs and the epic
Battle Of Hastings tableau was featured on
TV's Blue Peter before being displayed at the
Victoria & Albert Museum to great acclaim.

Khalid is a great fan of The Weakest Link and does an AMAZING impersonation of Anne Robinson. As you can see by these uncanny photos, the top one is Khalid but the bottom one is NOT Anne Robinson. It's still Khalid!

Despite being able to speak backwards (not a great talent - the words aren't backwards, he just turns around and talk s normally), Khalid thinks his better party trick is to be able to guess what you have in your bag. Ask him when you go into ShakeAway MK and you'll be amazed at his mind-blowing skill of Bag-Reading!

Khalid loves ShakeAway because he was told to.

Who will it be???!!!

<<< Sarah Shakette

Sarah wanted a simpler name than her original (Lanwyrtrensythtwicheranterole), and although she wanted to be called Marion, there were no vacancies for that name at the time so he chose the more unusual "Sarah".

Being an ex-paleontologist, Sarah knows a huge amount about the microfossils of South American mammals and keeps a small set of examples under the ShakeAway Counter for interested people to see. Please do ask her about this fascinating subject if you have a spare hour.

Sarah is a whiz at IT, and runs a brilliant Computer Support HelpLine which you can call at any time with PC problems. It has an automated recording stating "Turn it off and on again - I'm sure it'll be fine". She gets around 150,000 calls a day from satisfied Customers, each paying £1.50 per call for the invaluable help.

Do ask Sarah what happened when she met Celine Dion. Enjoy your visit to ShakeAway MK!