Kerry Shakette >>>

Kerry absolutely loves the word "plaster" and sometimes has to take a break from work so that she can sit down and write it out a few times.

Being one of the rare people who were born under the secret 13th Zodiac sign (less than one in 200,000 are this sign), Kerry might give you the subtle "13th Sign" signal which, if you are a fellow-13th-er, will recognise. We have had special permission to announce on this website that Kerry is a 13th-er.

Although Kerry can speak Swedish, please don't ask her to. She's allergic to it and speaking it makes her dizzy.

Since being body-double for Lady Gaga in the
"Just Dance" video, Kerry has turned her back on showbiz and joined ShakeAway at the centre of Meadowhall. Her magnetic personality will make you feel strangely compelled to buy a MilkShake as you walk past the statue. And if you sneeze you will be surprised to discover it will sound rather like "plaster".

<<< Nat Shakette

This photo of Nat was taken just before she had the metal stake removed from her head. It was a successful operation and there is no scar.

Since leaving University with her degree in "International Vowels", Nat became a little tired of vowel studies and is having a break from them. She limits herself to only a few hundred vowels each day now, and has become much fonder of consonants (especially G, P and V).

Nat arrives for work at Meadowhall very early every morning and runs the Meadowhall Power Walkers Classes where people of all ages can exercise in a safe environment following Frank on his sit-on floor polisher as pace-setter. She motivates her fellow Power Walkers before a Weetabix MilkShake and a group hug.

As Nat's famous cousin, David Beckham, said when he visited her ShakeAway at Meadowhall, she's one of those people who has a fabulously happy personality and should work somewhere where you can have Maltesers on top of something. She did work in the West Country Pasty shop before but Maltesers on a Large Cornish made some people feel queasy. 

Martin Shakette >>>

OK, so what does Franchisee Martin look like?

Being incredibly shy we are persuading him to have a photograph taken.

As quite an odd-looking bloke, we are also persuading someone to take it.