Thames Street, Kingston-Upon-Thames.
Just off the Market Square.

Hmmm, a clue to a ShakeAway MilkShake
is in this picture.. which flavour is it?
(** Answer at bottom! **)

Liam Shakette >>>

King of Ston, Liam, is seen here after childishly
playing with ShakeAway Cups and Superglue.

Liam's Great-Great-Great Grandfather invented
the coat hanger, and being the sole beneficiary
to the patent, Liam receives 0.0000001p for
every coat hanger sold worldwide.
With sales of around 741,000 coat hangers
every single day, Liam therefore receives around
7.4p every day of his life.
He saves it and plans retirement in 2095.

Liam can say the alphabet backwards (in Dutch) and is a keen player of the maracas.
The maraca is actually of prehistoric Moroccan origin,
a subject Liam is very fond of and would love discussing with you.

Get yourself down to Kingston and let
Liam make your day as well as your MilkShake!

Liam again - seen here BEFORE the botox.

<<< Dave Shakette

Ex-chorister Dave fortunately has retained his boy's soprano singing voice in addition to his-now masculine baritone after his voice broke. This picture of Dave was taken when he reached top C during a performance, and although we recorded it to play on this web page, it was SO high and perfect that it crashes PC sound cards.

Dave will be happy to demonstrate to you in ShakeAway, providing you do not wear glasses or hard contact lenses as they may shatter.

Although Dave is allergic to green socks, he is very keen on green gloves - a matter which has baffled the medical profession.

Dave loves ShakeAway so much that he smiles when he's asleep. He has never burped and has also never met anyone called Jenny.