The wearing of striped t-shirts is not compulsory.

Jonah Shakette >>>

Meet Jonah.
Boss. Bristol. Bristol Boss.

Jonah loves to bungee jump but given his fear of heights he has yet to progress beyond a step ladder.
He is still very proud of this achievement and soon
aims to put the step ladder in an upstairs room
which he considers much more risky.

Jonah is also pioneering Eyelash Fertiliser which helps lashes grow long and lustrous,
possibly (on girls, of course) eliminating the need for mascaras. Unfortunately the lashes have to be kept in semi-darkness while the process takes effect,
and here in the photo you can see that his patented "Lash-Shade" is not the most subtle thing ever.
It has to be kept in place for seven months.

Jonah loves words that rhyme with his name, but so far he has only thought of "Owner".
But he does like it.
A lot.

<<< Benn Shakette

Benn absolutely LOVES double-letters and used to be called Bben until he got so fed-up with people pronouncing it B-Ben that he changed to Benn.

Benn is a great lover of fruit skins because they are packed with more goodness than the fruits inside. In particular he eats Bananas, Oranges, Kiwis and Pomegranates without their skins on, and is currently writing a book called "Four Skins For Health" with amazing recipes including Kiwi Skin Curry and Banana Skin Souffle.

Although he's naturally blond, Benn likes to dye his hair dark every morning and evening, mainly because he likes the smell of the dye. Having trained as a hairdresser and still sometimes travels to Milan with Kate and Naomi for fashion shows, he found that he couldn't do it full time because too much shampoo makes his finger tips wrinkly.

Ask Benn why his favourite number is 27, but obviously do NOT ask him that question on a Thursday morning.