<<< Jess Shakette

Slaving away for the love of
ShakeAway Customers is Jess!

We met Jess at nearby Gatwick Airport where she was training long-haul pilots how to fly planes - Jess is a fully-trained pilot herself but gave it up as she
doesn't like airline meals.

Jess is highly intelligent with three degrees (all honours passes) in Egyptology,
Law and Hop Scotch but had to join ShakeAway to feed her addiction to Ferrero Rocher wrappers (which she collects and is currently covering
the roof of her house with them - they are proving excellent insulators and her heating bills have reduced by 0.004%).

You'll find ShakeAway Brighton and Jess both being fabulous in the North Laines.
Check 'em out! 

Seb Shakette >>>

Keeping Jess and the other Shakettes company
is Seb, which is a fashionably-abbreviated version of "Sebb".

Ex-cardigan designer Seb joined ShakeAway after he staged a protest against the old-fashioned image of cardigans, campaigning that they could be fashionable items as well as comfy garments. Ironically his efforts now seem to have paid-off with cardigans being popular again, although Seb feels emotionally exhausted by it all and has moved on to jumpers and MilkShakes.

He has had several attempts to get into the Guinness Book of World Records, sadly so far unsuccessfully. To become the fastest boiled-egg eater, he only managed three in eight minutes before he went a bit green, he tried to build the largest House Of Cards outside but it was a bit windy that day, but he's now attempting the Person Who Wears A Baseball Cap Without Ever  Taking It Off Record and has so far exceeded eight months.

Say thanks to Seb when you see him for his Cardigan efforts - we have a LOT to thank him for!