Cow Dating
Are you a Lonely Cow?
Are you looking for the Perfect Bull?
Want a fling with a Heifer?
Perhaps ShakeAway could play cupid for you - you've come to the right place.
(If you are visiting this page simply out of curiosity, please respect the applicants below
and do not laugh at them or ridicule them in any way. This is very serious)
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Hi, my name is Claire Jenkins. I am a Capricorn looking for a compatible partner who will whisk me off my hooves and take care of me. I am rather shy but also have a good sense of humour. I have recently finished a long-term relationship so am a little nervous about dating again. I love reading, sunbathing and am taking singing lessons to build my confidence. My favourite colour is green and my lucky number is 27. I'm quite superstitious and quite spiritual, too. I am looking for an honest guy and a monogamous relationship. Midlands area. If you are interested, please email me . |
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>>> Hello, my name is Bryan Watkinson. First off, please note it's BrYan with a Y - it really annoys me when people use an "i". Anyway, this is not the best pic of me, but I'm the one on the left. The others are my brothers and to be honest they are really pains... they are twins and I have always felt like the odd one out, and I don't have a huge amount of confidence. I'm looking for romance and love - I'm not looking for a quick fling or anything - when you live where I do (a dairy farm in Peasedown St John, near Bath) there are dozens of cows around and so if I want, well, whatever, then it's easy, but love is the mission for me. And the right girl needs to be not too outrageous - fairly quiet like me but a good sense of fun - to bring me out of my shell. I do have a good sense of humour and can have others in stitches with my impersonations of a dog, a chicken and a donkey. I'm clean, honest, don't have a temper and look for the same in another. Please, no winding me up - only contact me if you're not like my brothers. Email me here . |
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Hello, I'm Tracey. First off, OK, I'm an unmarried Mum, but full of love for the right guy. In the pic is me and my son, Nigel, who is now 9 and a great kid. He needs a father figure and I need a loving man in my life. If I can mother Nigel, I can mother you, too! My friends say I'm a bit mad - I got two tattoos to celebrate the birth of Nigel - I like socialising, eating out and generally having a good time. Party Girl Tracey - that's me! If you are a good-time boy and think you could handle me - drop me a line! I live in Essex but can travel. Email with a click here |
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Hi, I'm Andy. Part-time photographic model and actor - I've been in TV commercials for a butter, fabric softener and a special edition Barbie. I live south of London but can travel at weekends. Don't be put off by the model/actor thing, when I don't have my poser's face on like in this photo I'm all smiles! I love my job (wow, do I have some stories of celebs for you!) but out of work I am all laughs. Love travel, meeting others, I'm a night owl and can party all night long. Will you come to my party, too?!! If you're pretty, clean and fun, why not drop me a line? PLEASE don't write if you're looking for a contact to get into the modelling thing - this is for me, not for work stuff, OK?! Email with a cool click here |
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Guy looking for Guy. I'm John and a straight-acting gay guy. Looking for a 1 to 1 relationship with a happy bloke (18-25) to have fun and travel. Love clubbing, love music (Shirley Bassey, Pet Shop Boys, Liza Minnelli, Dusty Springfield, Bon Jovi), going to the flicks (esp.musicals - Grease, Hello Dolly... and did you see Jennifer Hudson in DreamGirls?!?!! Oh. My. God.) Want to work in the media, perhaps presenting a daytime chat show (Richard & Judy are my idols). I love a good gossip... but don't we all?!!! Hate guys who don't look after their appearance - grooming can be such fun! You should be good looking (sorry to be picky, but hey! That's me!!) and not too hairy (Aberdeen Angus need not apply!!!!) Good times ahead? Drop me a line and let's talk. Gimme a click |
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Bonjour, I am Yvette. Please excuse me my not good English, but I learn slowly. I am living in France in Mazarey. I am interested in an English boy for perhaps writing or more. One English couple of people have moved into the house next to my living place and they are nice. My best friend is a goat but I find we do not have enough in common. I would prefer a cow boy. My English must be improved. Perhaps you could come to stay in France with me for a holiday. It is very pretty here. I love to dance and am very romantic. I write poetry and like to watch nature. I am Yvette at email clicky here |
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Hey, I'm Greg. Let me give you a bull's-worth of LOVE. With a guarantee. I'm looking for an open relationship with a girl who likes a good time. I live in North London and would like someone in the same area (I hate travelling). I can lick inside my own nostrils - oh yeah, baby. Give yourself a lovin' treat and contact me . |
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Fiona (friends call me "Fee"). Don't wish to show off but I come from a good background and next year will inherit my own field. However I want to share it with the right guy. I love yoga and meditate each morning. I love chilled white wine, candles, aromatherapy and want a man who will lose himself in my dreams. I'm a Pisces and therefore would prefer not to be contacted by a Aries, Virgo or Capricorn guy. Thanks for understanding that. No time wasters, please. Anyway, click here if you're nice. |
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